Zombie Flesh PeddlerDecember 22, 2012
Oh, this is just too funny: American dating site Mingle2 recently launched ZombieHarmony.com – ‘One of the Best Free Dating Sites for Zombies’, and for all you undead looking to hook up I doubt you can get much better than this! Whether you are looking for a rotten, VERY rotten or freshly turned partner I can guarantee you’ll find that special someone to share those, uh, gut-ripping moments with. Gals! Make sure you check out i_ate_my_family ’cause he looks like quite the catch, and with his (now) ex-wife trying to decapitate him with a shovel I think he’s ready to move on to something new!
Please note that this is for zombies only. And don’t forget to date responsibly: Bring a baseball bat or a crowbar with you. Check it out here.